Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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