She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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