Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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