Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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