problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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