I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Bring me that man meat
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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