and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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