So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We are two peas in an std pod
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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