I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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