The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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