They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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