She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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