you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
