I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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