hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
