i just had sex bonerless
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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