I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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