Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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