I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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