Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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