..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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