His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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