That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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