he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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