If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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