i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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