I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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