Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
