no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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