Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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