Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
