we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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