ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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