Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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