This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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