Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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