apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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