Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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