toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You've changed since you got that strap on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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