She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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