you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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