I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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