and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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