Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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