I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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