I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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