check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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