So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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