I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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