drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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