hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i think i have two assholes
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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